Hiding from the Rent man whose knocking at our door. br Shhhhhhhh......kids don't say a word br Or he'll hear you that's for sure.... br br Don't answer the phone just let it ring br Please kids be quiet, br Now's not the time to sing! br br He knocks on every window, peering in with some hope br That he may just catch us unawares br Good job I smeared them with soap..... br br I think he's gone now kids I say, let Mummy go and look br Not a sign of the Rent man, he's nowhere to be seen br But look Kids he's left us a cheque........... br br 300, Thousand smackeroons....... I do not understand br Why would the Rent man leaves us Money br when he should take it from our hands. br br br Ahhhhh.....Now I see it wasn't he.... the Rent Man as I thought br The Hubbies won the blooming Pools br Shall we tell him? .... I think not...... br br Now Kids listen carefully, Go pack your clothes br we're going on a Holiday! br Where to......heaven knows......