Malapropisms are wordy misuse br Totally fraught with wordy abuse br Linguistically, wordy erroneous br Nomenclature-ly wordy felonious br br br You malaprop felons, abusers of speech br Lovers of language, should you impeach br You stand here accused of word instability br We convict you of malapropos culpability br br So whether you write in prose or in rhyme br We’ll strive for punishment that fits your write crime br We’ll remove your thesaurus, dictionary too br All writing for you will be strictly taboobr br Stanley Cooperbr br