Do you think Jesus listens to Christian rock music? br If he does, that really lowers him in my estimation. br That music is so cheesy. What kind of music do you br think he listens to? Maybe he listens to everything br simultaneously. I mean, he can already hear br millions of prayers simultaneously, so why couldn’t br he listen to all songs ever recorded simultaneously? br But that would mean he couldn’t tap his toe to the br beat because which beat would he tap to? I was br thinking that maybe he listens to the Carpenters br because he was a carpenter himself. In that same br genre would be Captain & Tennille and Pat Boone. br Uh oh. Do you see me holding my nose? We’ve got br to get Jesus off the cheese! I don’t suppose you br have any Coltrane in your collection, do you? Well, br if you do, put it on! And lay the speakers on the br floor facing upwards so he can hear it better.