What matter's to a cat br It's not the fact that you stroke them br Or you groom them br Or you sleep with them all night br No, it's that bowl of tucker br No, it's that bowl of tit-bits br A happy cat is a, fat belly cat br A happy cat is a slow moving cat br A cat who sleeps all day br And fornicates all night br A cat who sleeps in the coolest place in summer br Or the warmest place in winter br So women remember, a fat cat is a happy cat br So women remember, three meals a day br And we love plenty of Sex br br Repost Series 2006br br allan James saywellbr br