They keep it so well hidden br This trait they won’t admit br In this family it’s forbidden br To ever mention it br br Are they fearful of the flow br This trait of theirs brings on? br Afraid if people know br They’d be oh so woebegone? br br Their secret hides a social ill br It’s an unacceptable addiction br This trait results in over-kill br It’s an anti-social affliction br br Convinced they’ve gone astray br They crawl into cocoons br It appears it’s not okay br Their feasting on dried prunes br br To hell with high society br This family won’t succumb br To hell with snob propriety br They won’t switch from prunes to plums br br There must be things much worse br Though they can’t imagine what br Is it really such a curse br This secret that they’ve got?br br Stanley Cooperbr br