in the drabbit cellar br where the wine bottles lee br skulks the fat broon moosie br wi a tear drap in its ee br fer as I wis supping dinner br last nicht at ten to eight br she pounced upon the table br an' landed on ma plate! br br o tha' clever moosie br wis feedin' fae the stores br left fae fairly parties br an' fillin' up the floors br like bowls of pea green lentils br neeps an' ither crabbit jewels br o tha' wanton moosie br did ye think that I wis sore? br br indeed I wis, ye ken noo br as I lifted ye in state br an' tenderly, an' gently took ye br off ma dinner plate br I didna wish tae hurt ye so br in style I found yer nest br an' tail up nose doon moosie br is back where she loes best! br br (jest dinna go tellin' anyone! ! !) br br 11 January 2008br br Penny Hemansbr br