Don't be surprised br if I don't answer the phone. br I would much rather br just sit here alone. br I'm sick of your judgement br and your selfish ways. br I hate that you vent to me br on ALL your 'bad' days. br I'm repulsed when you binge br and don't gain a pound. br I wish you'd reflect br the countless bigmacs you've downed. br You have no respect br for personal space. br I just don't have the courage br to tell you to get out of my face. br It's not my fault br if you're stuck home alone. br Hey don't blame me. br Blame my silent ringtone.