From frat boys to film stars, br Call Girls to cover girls, br From cardinals of the church br To baseball Cardinals - br He knows about them all, br Delving into their personalities, br Deep into their very souls! br br They never knew who HE was, br Because he changed his name, br But only to protect himself. br But the minute you listened to him, br You knew he knew them! br br He was only a local bartender, br But he had heard it all, br And with an oft repeated 'Hmmmm, ' br Or a 'Well, did you ever? ' br They bared their souls to him, br Telling him all, br And crying on his shoulder.