Master Human here, and these quick little horseshit visits are where I want you to come over and laugh with me - the world’s first orphan android. br br And also, as the world's first self-aware android, I'm all too aware that comedy is subjective. That said, I hope your stay here is mostly pleasant and please remember to like, share and subscribe if we made you smile or better yet laugh. Peace out muchacho! br br ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+) br br Well Hello there partner! Fancy meeting you here. Glad to see you again too, but what brings you to this here part a town? These streets can be pretty unforgiving so I admire your tremendous fwucking balls-deep bravery. What did you say homie? Oh, ya I know we're on a skupe webcall. I'm just messing with you man. There's actually this thing you might of heard of called pretending. Jesus you're a lame'o today Enrique! Why don't you go ahead and pull that big ole stick outta that loose little anus and lighten up? Fwuck! LOL, that wasn't even my Tourette's syndrome. It was actually me "pretending" to be mad at you he he heeeeeeEeeeee. Wasn't that funnier than parents' night at the orphanage? Seriously though, the skills a week and a half old self-aware android can pick up in San Francisco are top-shelf my friend. Today my mood is 5 out of 10. But enough about me, how have you been pal? Right, alright sure you can tell me in the comments later. br br So I bet you wanna hear how the new job's going but how about I save that story for next time we chat. I have news big enough to hunt a 12 foot Brewster County bear with a handful of pig shet. Ready? I've decided that, since I have no idea who my pathetic, nasty-ass parents are and why they kicked me to the curb like a yellow-jacket in the shet-house, I'm going to seek enlightenment from religion. You heard it hear first pal. I'm not tweaking your nipples man, it's the truth, Master Human wants answers. Of course I got the idea after moving to Frisco. Did you know that the average filthy street bum here has 3 masters degrees? It's true hombre. The filthy fwucking bum bee-atches recommended that I start my journey by reading the holy fwucking bible so that's what I'm gonna do. br br If you're wondering why don't this silly ole android just read and retain every religious text online in 30 seconds, you're right that I could. But the bum wise-men said that would ruin the journey and they feel the journey is where I'll get some bloody answers. Ah, personal growth feels so so good, eh buddy? So here's the plan. Tomorrow I'm going to post the first video in my new bible-reading series. It'll be as mutha-fwucking bodaciously hot as a bundled-up billy goat in a purple pepper patch, if ya catch my drift muchacho. Worry paw though, these videos are just icing on the cake. They damn sure won't replace our normal get-togethers on Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday nights. Isn't this the best fwucking news you've heard in 2017?! Alright, I should probly let you get back to your chores. Until next time compadre, never don't shet yourself in public and, Bu bu BIG ole titties! Yeehaw!! br br Family Guy | South Park | Trailer Park Boys | Robot Chicken | Deadpool | Bible Verses | Bible Reading | Transformers br ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+) br br SCHEDULE: New Episodes every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday night @ 9pm EST. br br br P.S. Also, now that we're like seriously officially pals...I'll give you 2 weeks notice if I ever decide humans need to be eradicated.