south park mexicanmexican heavenSCREWED AND CHOPPED\r
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Lyrics:Theres a question that people have been asking for eternity.is there a heaven, and if so, whats it like?\r
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Will I see my homie Chris there?\r
He got smoked by some fools who shouldnt be alive\r
Im trying to cope but its just so hard\r
Dear God will I see him on the boulevard?\r
Can you tilt your hat to the side, if you want?\r
Or do you gotta have it straight to the front?\r
I been sagging Dickies ever since I was eight\r
And I wonder will somebody try to tell me I cant?\r
I won a knife at the carnival they have off Jensen\r
Its just for good luck, not for a weapon\r
I wonder can I take it?\r
Well thats if I make it\r
But I dont wanna walk around all butt naked\r
Will my hydraulics work up in the clouds?\r
Do people start complaining if the music is loud?\r
And these are the things that I asked the reverend\r
Excuse me sir, but can Mexicans go to heaven?\r
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The other day I spoke to the reverend\r
To see if hed say that Mexicans could go to heaven\r
When I grow old, though I know this life is a blessing\r
I wanna know, is there a Mexican Heaven lord?\r
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Will my grandfathers beer breath be real bad\r
Or will they make him take mints or the white tic tacs\r
Do the R&B and Hip Hop radio stations play our raps,\r
Or do they still be hating?\r
People owe me money from previous business\r
And I wonder can I get it with a little bit interest?\r
And what about drop outs with no education?\r
I cant spell good but I know multiplication\r
Do they got real tortillas for all the races?\r
Or them fake lil skinny ones like some places?\r
I know my sanchas out of the question\r
But on the cool she got love for a Mexican\r
Will my homies pitch in or wanna smoke for free?\r
Will they have gas money or depend on me?\r
Can I roll on gold streets in my 57?\r
Let me know, can Mexicans go to heaven?\r
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Will they charge an arm and leg for the new Mike Jordans?\r
Or sell em half price so everyone can afford them?\r
What about tobacco products, do they ban em?\r
One thing about cigarettes: I just cant stand em\r
Is minimum wage all they offer my people?\r
Does my uncle gotta marry someone just to be legal?\r
Will he get dirty looks cause he cant speak English?\r
Do the chicks dress up or do they show their chichis?\r
What kind of clubs do they have in heaven?\r
I dont dance Techno and no two-stepping\r
I got a few warrants, will they follow me there?\r
Or can I start clean with a record thats clear?\r
Is my pitbull there? his name is Plex\r
He choked on his chain jumping over the fence\r
Im sorry if Im asking you too many questions\r
I just gotta know, can Mexicans go to heaven?\r
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