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The Onion is an entertainment newspaper and website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club.

NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much'

Uploaded: January 19, 2014 Views: 34

The Onion's Tips For Succeeding As A Woman In The Workplace

Uploaded: November 29, 2013 Views: 12

Study: Majority Of Children Lack Strong Male Supermodels

Uploaded: August 31, 2013 Views: 22

Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite

Uploaded: July 20, 2013 Views: 172

Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'

Uploaded: July 16, 2013 Views: 40

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar

Uploaded: July 4, 2013 Views: 10

Kourtney Kardashian’s Stunning Bikini Body Washes Up On Shore

Uploaded: June 6, 2013 Views: 8

Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands

Uploaded: June 3, 2013 Views: 6

Onion News Empire Official Trailer

Uploaded: May 1, 2013 Views: 4

Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive

Uploaded: May 1, 2013 Views: 8

Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read

Uploaded: April 6, 2013 Views: 2

Is This 'Real Life Mr. Ed' Just A Horse Owned By A Lunatic?

Uploaded: March 30, 2013 Views: 14

Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda

Uploaded: March 30, 2013 Views: 2

The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage

Uploaded: March 15, 2013 Views: 1

Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked

Uploaded: March 15, 2013 Views: 3

Girls Gone Wild Bankruptcy Forces Thousands Of Wet, Wild Party Girls Into Tough Job Market

Uploaded: March 12, 2013 Views: 2,038

Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory

Uploaded: March 7, 2013 Views: 12

Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves And Bracelets

Uploaded: March 7, 2013 Views: 8

Study Reveals Conditions In Women's Prisons Deplorably Unsexy

Uploaded: February 24, 2013 Views: 6

New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils

Uploaded: February 20, 2013 Views: 3

New Miss America In Danger Of Losing Crown After Officials Uncover Details From Her Sordid Future

Uploaded: February 18, 2013 Views: 2

PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama

Uploaded: February 18, 2013 Views: 1

Armstrong Admits Drug Use, Plans Return To Cycling As Flamboyant, Fan-Hating Villain

Uploaded: January 29, 2013 Views: 1

Investigation Finds Appalling Conditions In 'Cosmopolitan' Magazine Male-Pleasure Laboratory

Uploaded: January 23, 2013 Views: 4

Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills

Uploaded: January 23, 2013 Views: 74

Modern-Day Robin Hood Just Sleeping In Woods, Shooting Rich People With Arrows

Uploaded: January 16, 2013 Views: 1

SNL Hosting Gig Caps Breakout Year For Navy's SEAL Team Six

Uploaded: December 30, 2012 Views: 3

New iPhone Geared Towards College-Aged Girls Comes With Pre-Shattered Screen

Uploaded: December 30, 2012 Views: 4

Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography

Uploaded: December 13, 2012 Views: 3

Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public

Uploaded: November 28, 2012 Views: 168

How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side

Uploaded: November 28, 2012 Views: 36

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating Call

Uploaded: November 28, 2012 Views: 30

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Uploaded: November 28, 2012 Views: 18

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Exceeds Two Hand Jobs

Uploaded: November 28, 2012 Views: 22

AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans

Uploaded: November 28, 2012 Views: 230

Shelby Cross Takes On Public Indecency By Videotaping Teens Having Sex (Season 1: Ep 7 on IFC)

Uploaded: November 28, 2012 Views: 5

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