Catsby's back and full of beans (and by 'beans' I mean cat AIDS). Why do you hate the tetradecamom? Also making a triumphant return to the show: stripy bottom. Iliza demonstrates the use of tact in dealing with a disillusioned fan. Who should be shot?--man vs. monkey-woman. Iliza and Alexis trade places. The McRib's dirty little secret. GODP is fail (worst dance party since Cop Rock). Alexis Archer in "Finagling the Snootch." Here's the thing: Alexis has long legs; Iliza...not so much.