There is nothing more annoying in this world than people. More importantly, pedants. I myself like to indulge in a little pedantry from time to time. Usually when I have my grammar cap well and truly pinned to my head, but I don't often let it get the better of me. That being said, there are 3 phrases, that stupid people say on AT THE VERY LEAST a daily basis, that I feel the need to address.br br 1. When someone will come up to you, whilst you're busy, or in a fantastic conversation with someone you actually give a fuck about talking too, and spurt out; "I don't mean to interrupt you... But ...." - And then proceed to ask a question. Well fuck them. Before they get to finish their sentence, I reply with "I really do mean to interrupt you, can you please stop talking, and wait until I have finished what I'm currently doing before you address me" - Because how fucking rude can you be. Don't step to me, interrupting me, telling me you don't mean to interrupt me. Yes you fucking do. Otherwise, you'd leave me the fuck alone. Bitch.br br 2. When someone makes a point towards you, and says "No offense - BUT..." - And then the proceed to offend you in 1 or more ways. For example "No offense, but that hat you're wearing is really bad" - Well you know what. That is fucking offensive. So instead of lying to me, and THEN offending to me, why not just man the fuck up, and tell me you hate my hat. I often reply with "No offense, but you're a fucking cunt. Now fuck off".br br Lastly, is quite possibly the most irritating thing that has ever happened to anyone, anywhere, ever.br br 3. "Can I ask you a question?". Well evidently, yes you fucking can, because you just did. Don't ask me a question, regarding if you're allowed to ask me a question or not. Just ask me a fucking question, save your breath, save my time, and make the world a better fucking place. I'm tired of standing by while illiterates continue to plague the globe with stupidity. If anyone I meet face to face makes any of these statements or questions to me again, I'm going to put my finger to their lips, slap them in the face, and then walk away, never to speak to them again. Because fuck stupidity, fuck pedantry, and fuck stupid fucking questions. br br Please Like, Comment & Subscribe to my channel. br br Thanks.