We told you yesterday how Keith Lemon can't really go to festivals in his normal attire -- satin shirt slashed to the navel, tight white jeans enhancing his dickus, that sort of thing -- because he can't get a moment's peace while watching Beyoncé. It's a shame.br But what we didn't tell you is we managed to grab him -- well, not him, but his alter ego 'Matthew Pincent' -- for a quick go on our Welly of Truth.br "The beard is real, yes," he lied. "My arms are very real. I've been to the gym." All that and more -- including who Kei- MATTHEW would like to snog, plus his extensive cosmetic surgery procedures -- await you in the video above.