CAT WARS br EPISODE 420: A NEW DOPE br br 1986 A.D. br IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE br REBEL ALLIANCE WITH THE br PLANET OF TATTOOINE A br NEW DAWN APPROACHES BOTH br FOR THE REBELS AND THE br EMPIRE. CAPTIAN HERBERT br COMACHO JONES WAS FORCED br TO MAKE A CRASH LANDING br ON ENDOR WHICH IS HIS br HOME PLANET FOR SOME br REASON BUT FOR SOME br OTHER REASON IT IS br INHABITED BY GIANT br FLUFFY CATS NAMED br PRINCESS. LITTLE DO br THESE CATS KNOW THAT br CAPTIAN HERBERT COMACHO br LIKES TO HAVE A DANCE br PARTY. ALSO SOME OTHER br STUFF WOULD HAVE HAPPENED br HAD THE HARD DRIVE NOT br DIED LITEREALLY THE br DAY AFTER I FINALLY br STARTED EDITING THIS br THING LEAVING ME WITH ONLY br THIS TEST RENDER. THE WHOLE br THING I LITEREALLY ONALY br MADE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH br AND DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE br ONE DAY. GOD DAMMIT. br GOD I LOOK UGLY. br THREE EWOKS SHAT UPON br THEMSELVES GAZING UPONE br MY VISAGE. br br OR DID THEY? br br WILL THE PAWS OF JUSTICE br CLAW AT THE EMPIRE? br OR IS DARTH TATO UP br TO HIS SAME OLD NEW TRICKS? br ONLY TIME WILL TELL.....