On Tuesday, The Onion released a new "report" spoofing New York's controversial "Stop and Frisk" laws, replacing the "Frisk" part with something equally invasive. br br The spot-on parody features both police footage and tense debate on the subject, culminating in a quote from Commissioner Ray Kelly saying, "This is what post-911 police work looks like. Honestly, if we could kiss everyone in New York City, we would." br br That's not as nice as it sounds. br br Take a look at the clip and make sure to watch to the end for a laugh-out-loud teaser for the upcoming segment. br CHECKOUT PROTECTION KNIVES: br FEARLESS ON DAILY MOTION: br br SUBSCRIBE TO MY OTHER YOUTUBE CHANNELS: br br br br br ...