Next Media Animation wishes all of our friends and fans a wonderful Chinese New Year, and to express our happiness at this happy time, we have created a KUSO (Taiwan term for tongue-in-cheek) video of a very popular Lunar New Year song ... but with rather "different" lyrics. br Here are the lyrics in Mandarin, along with an English translation: br br 鞭炮放個不停 br "Firecrackers never cease,br br 人人無法睡覺br nobody gets a wink of sleep, br br 每天都吃太多br everyone's stuffing themselves with food, br br 全家都便祕br now we're all constipated." br br 恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀 恭喜恭喜恭喜你br "Gong xi, gong xi, gong xi ni"br br 希望今年紅包br "I really hope this year's bonus br br 會比去年更多 br is bigger than the one last year,br br 鬼島薪水太low br damn my salary is low...br br 超想換工作br time to find a new job." br br 恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀 恭喜恭喜恭喜你br "Gong xi, gong xi, gong xi ni"br br 每次過年打牌br "Everytime I try my luck at games,br br 我都輸到脫褲br I lose the shirt off my back.br br 燒香拜拜沒用br I've prayed to all the gods..