(samples "Lounge Session" by Alex Dionisio)br br Chorus: br This is all three parts of me br The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex br The holy trinity, multiple personalities br “I’m Alex D, AD and Klash” br br Verse 1: br This was before things came to be br before I knew that there was game in me br I was playing trumpet, I was humming br getting lumpy, golfing, caddying for money br I’m the geeky, nerdy, dorky Alex D br If you don’t like it, put your mouth on my phallic d br I should have known I wasn’t meant for the earth br I didn’t know shit about some men and a girl br locked in a dream world, br head surrounded by clouds and br I didn’t picture a downtrend br I guess it’s better when you’re being a kid br ‘cause when you’re a kid, you don’t need to do shit br especially with two parents br my larynx wasn’t as daring br but now it’s fairing fairly well br I didn’t know this was hell br I was living in a fairytale br br Chorus: br This is all three parts of me br The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex br The holy trinity, multiple personalities br “I’m Alex D, AD and Klash” br br Verse 2: br Some people call me Dio, but I’m not that br Trade name infringement, that’s a rock band br Come hip hop with me, I’m AD br Acing every examination that I’m taking br Oh your diaper needs replacing br and you want somebody else to change it br Here take your life and take it br ‘cause I’m sick of grown folks acting like babies br What the heck else should I put in this verse? A curse? br I’m already a walking one, I’m cursed br We need to extrapolate this polar thang br on this graph I made and do a promenade br You are probably gay br I don’t know what more to say br “I’m coming for you motherfucker” aye? br like Krazee-Eyez Killa and Larry David br on Curb Your Enthusiasm baby br br Chorus: br This is all three parts of me br The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex br The holy trinity, multiple personalities br “I’m Alex D, AD and Klash” br br Verse 3: br Where’s my medicine? br Destined to be wretched br Wrecking everything that I get into br Thinking what your going to before you go into it br Showing you and him br how human men have been losing br and how all our morals are loosening br with a rudeness trip br Klash on your ass br No matter what race, color, or creed, or ethnicity br all human males are niggas to me br all females are bitches to me br I’m not too big for my britches br You can’t even fit ‘em br Go inside, I’ll stomp you out like an insect br I intersect the devil’s interests br play Russian Roulette when the side of my head itches br All I wanna do is hate people br When I make a song, I create evil br br Chorus 2x: br This is all three parts of me br The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex br The holy trinity, multiple personalities br “I’m Alex D, AD and Klash”