After hours of trying br I've decided to quit. br I give up, that's it; br I'm no good br at writing love letters. br They are awkward and bumbling br and I find myself stumbling br to do you justice with all the right words. br They are flowery, br powdery, br full of fluff br and the stuff br to make boys like you giggle br and wriggle with discomfort br at the emotions that come forth. br It all just seems silly to me. br I won't say that I'll love you forever br because forever could end over night; br and that wouldn't last very long. br What I'd say is I'll love you with each breath that passes br through these lungs that I've ravaged br because I've smoked far too much and too long. br I wouldn't say that I won't share my bed br with anyone other than you. br You're a sheet hoarder br and my cats are feet warmers br and they don't snore as loud as you do. br What I'd say is that you're magnetic. br So, despite all the snoring, br I'm stuck; br other men simply just bore me br and besides br you keep me warm and comfy enough. br I won't say that if you left I would die. br Biologically, I don't think that's true. br I think my crazy would kick in br keep my ticker tickin' br and then br there's the fact that eventually I'd find you. br I wouldn't tell you we'll never be apart br because we're apart every day as it is. br We live separate lives br that have somehow collided br and you're cute enough that I stay occupied. br What I'd say is I can't wait br to wake up to your face br and peel my drool covered cheek br from your chest everyday. br br Well I can't do much better br this is the best that you'll get; br so much for a sappy love letter.