Why am I so fat; br Do you really want to know? br Do you have the time to listen? br Ok, here I go. br br These thighs right here, br They’re from all the chocolate cake, my dear. br br This big booty you see; br Is from all of the ice cream br That was soooo good to me. br br This big belly you see; br It came from you not lovin’ me. br br My feet are even bigger, br Fat don’t discriminate. br They’re fat from eating bags of chips, br The nights I needed a date. br br These hips, oh these hips of mine, br Some men think big hips are fine. br They came from eating when I wasn’t even hungry; br Just wanted some of your time. br br Are you still listening? It’s not the end; br These love handles, br Pizza’s my friend. br When I can’t talk to you, br My mouth needs something else to do. br br Now, let’s weigh it out, see who’s to blame. br The blame seems to fall the same. br br That’s why I’m fat; br Thanks to me, and you. br But fat girls need lovin’ too.