The anti-forward thinking ones, known as the Magpies br Hailing from the pit of misery and shite known as ‘The Tyne’ br Have arrived alas, to meet us all in the 21st century br No doubt to stink out the pubs and batter the missus after nine br br Not all of these “people” have such futures br Some have dreams to be set in Tyne-side lore, br To sit amongst the most powerful in all of Newcastle br The star of the show known as ‘Geordie Shore’ br br Poor lasses of the massive Toon Army (In stomachs girth) br As loose as can be, although looks certainly do lack br However, the thing that brings a real tear to my eye br Is how they must counterfeit feelings when it comes to the sackbr br Luke Timmsbr br