I decided to fly planes for a living. br I learned that there are a lot of people who are unforgiving. br At pilot school the tests were hard so I cheated. br People beat the crap out of me and a doctor was what I needed. br When I flew my one and only flight for Delta Airlines, I had to admit that I didn't know how to land the plane. br I got my ass kicked so many times that I take pills to dull the pain. br I told the copilot to land the plane but he said he cheated too. br People began to panic but then a kid figured out what to do. br This ten year old boy landed the plane and everyone was relieved. br Now I'm ashamed to admit that a ten year old is smarter than me.