A star fell onto virgin earth br and triggered there a holy birth. br Forgive me, but it has been said br that until then the world was dead br and God who was the man in charge br was dreaming of a giant barge. br br When plans were ripe for its construction br and formulas and smart deduction br had been laid out on God's own table br he mixed some dough, made Kain and Able br and told them 'go and fornicate', br which they sure did. At any rate br he soon had plenty human souls br to fill the shoes and take the roles br of changing into something clever br the deserts of the world forever. br br But, in his haste and short of staff br he did take time to have a laugh, br had left his office for a minute br with all his lab equipment in it. br br And as he looked upon the map br he had forgotten that the tap br was running in his office still br it was to be the biggest spill br of water that could ever be. br br I think it scared him, but to flee br was not what Gods were meant to do br so he ordained quicksmart a crew br led by the first who stood nearby br his name was Noah, quite a guy. br br So in the end all things went well br the arc itself went through the swell br of all the waters with great ease br was followed by a healthy breeze. br You see that's how the whole thing started, br and not because the Devil farted.