Once there was a little bitty, br Persian cat named Nittigritty, br did not hunt for mice or rats br yawned when faced with flying bats, br was a nuisance and expense br Father thought it made no sense br to keep feeding such a sponger, br mother took the toilet plunger br chased the cat into the yard br grandma there was rend'ring lard. br Cat fell in the lard container, br went through the electric strainer br out the other end she came br and she did not look the same. br From that day the house was quiet br no more trouble, smell or riot, br though the kids had lost a friend br yes, it was a tragic end.