'Who am I Who am I' br everyone gather round br i'll shed my thorny crown br and sing a lilting melodic trill for ye. br br Tokens of memory, in the hills br of Ole Mudcreek Kentucky br I ask that ye-genuiflex- bend that knee br sit and join my rambling song of br dear sweet Candy, named thus in my jamboree. br br I'm gonna to be Candy Drone br 8 hour a- day, coffee pouring drinker whiling away br accomplishing less than average by nessecity br today. br I'm gonna move into my role of Candice Mundane br shedding all that really is- simply a pain br and gave so very easily her borish man-to Dull mop'n sire with lots of money. br I'm going to rise above a Madamn Can penname C, 'la and la' br write tickidty tockidy of words to believe, this fellow entertaining a plays menagerie. br Shh... Shh... br Who am I? Who am I? br I am C.R.W., yes sir! around a table, yes em' sire br I'll follow like Renee in Paree, leaning Tower of desire, br Kiss and touch-all with a buck br and I'll shock with my words in a days tease with ease. br Who am I? Who am I? br fools can't you see? br In A rhyme not necessarily mine, br I am all and thus so anounmously thee.