I watch as you dance br with that Brylcreem Man. br It is not just a glance br soon it WILL hit the fan. br br You, the one with the dimples br and the ravishing hips, br he, his face full of pimples, br you with lovely red lips. br br He, the peacock Juan, br you the Ballerina. br He is now coming on, br I will rip out his wiener. br br I am only just twenty, br but I know about life. br With experience aplenty, br and I carry a knife. br br Did I go 'round the bend br at the moment he kissed her? br No, he was my best friend br and the girl was my sister.