First i bought an Apple i-pod br And music filled my head br The latest Sony mobile phone br 'State of the art' They said br br An 8 megapixel camera followed br To record my life just right br And then a kodak picture mate br To print those pics each night br br Then a DVD recorder br A hard drive (and a spare) br A wireless toshiba laptop br To take just anywhere br br Then after about 11 months br I woke one sunny day br To find that they were obsolete br So i chucked them all away br br Which goes to show that progress br Requires us to keep spending br I need to win the lottery soon br Cos progress is never ending.