I was about to use my blender br to make a big, beautiful Hurricane br which I figured would help br blow me away br br Then I remembered br a lot of folks have told me br not to drink br br Well, I don't smoke anymore br What's next? br Caffeine? br br Is a life devoid of all vices br worth living? br br I doubt I'd do well as a monk br I just know the funny hat would itch br br But, then again br I guess I would have br a lot of time to br dream about love br that could have been br br or else just sit around and br write my memoirs...