Some women’s bums are standard size, br while others’ are humungous, br and some are daintier than pies br of mushroom-flavored fungus. br Some are shaped like pigskin balls br while others are much rounder, br some are high as prison walls, br and flatter than a flounder. br They sometimes don’t match either tit, br and may be callipygian br although the bosom’s not a hit, br and breast is linked to pigeon. br Some, like men’s moustaches, droop, br while other are far firmer br than Chinese tourists in a group br from whom you’ll hear no murmur br because they are polite. I’m not. br When I catch any glimpse br of bums of someone who is hot, br without a man who crimps br my style by seeming to possess her, br I raise my hand like Moses br against Amalek, be they lesser br or greater than their noses, br for natural these assets are, br and therefore must be treasured br by hands as well as eyes afar br that help them to be measured.