Screw this and the hell with that br Kick the dog and fling the cat br Throw rocks through windows and shoot at cars br Flip off the cops and start fights in bars br Break bottles and chairs and draw some blood br And then tell his honor to go wack his pud br Get thoroughly wasted and go rape some bitch br Or steal a blind man’s cane to take care of an itch br Take someone’s Porsche and drive it over a cliff br Go to the store and return Grandma’s Gift br Hold your breath, and turn a deep shade of blue, br Just a few nasty things that only we humans do.