After reading too much Aquinas br br Would an aphid reside in an onager's ear br if the onager's master spoke Twi? br Or a Gascony scop with a leper elope br if a civet leapt out of a tree? br You doubt it? Read Thomas and see. br br Would an addax in Denmark gyrate br if an emu in Sweden bore freight? br Or an eland in Chile complain br if jerboas in Goa refrain? br You doubt it? Read Thomas and see. br br For really I thought ‘twas the onager taught br the aphid the tenor of Twi, and that br Gascony scops with Norwegians eloped br when Danes had lepers to tea. br You doubt it? Read Thomas and see.