You're such a fool br You're such a cad br Why can't you grow up br And stop being such a lad? br br Why don't you listen? br You're so hard to please, br You never understand br Can't see the forest for the trees. br br Why can't you get up off your big fat butt? br How can i love you when you act like a mutt, br With your puppy dog eyes, and incapable face br All i'm asking is utilise your one saving grace. br br Help me out, br Don't leave it all to me br Or i'll just walk out and leave you to it br You great, big B. br br (C) Victoria Elizabeth Hughes September 2005.