There’s a very special lady, a person that I know br Who tells a funny story wherever she may go br She speaks to you so softly with a smile upon her lips br As she relates to you a tale, not a word of it she skips br She speaks to you of ministers of maidens and of men br Who made a few mistakes with their words now and then br Her stories are told with wit and with such charm br You know as a listener they really mean no harm br ‘Tis a very special lady this person that I know br Who tells a funny story wherever she may gobr br Dave Tanguaybr br