Chairman Miaou, br Was a communist cat, br Who wore a blue smock br And wore a red hat; br He sang at all rallies br And gave a good speech, br For fame he was destined - br None him did outreach - br But he fell at a hurdle, br Which should have been gate, br His progeny more br Than the maximum eight! br So he upped with his kittens br And wives of nine one, br And left in a hurry br For less red Taiwan, br Where business is good br And he smokes a Havana, br All purring the while br He's reached his nirvana.