Nancy, I know you want Syria’s Al-Assad….., br To help your party win in 2008….., br So you’ve been in his company a lot today…., br And watchin’ him like you can’t wait….., br To share a glass of wine……, br And hold him as you kiss….., br Just remember he and Ahmadinejad….., br Said they intend to murder…., br All the Jews and their kids….., br But I guess you’re the kind….., br Who loves those real bad boys……, br They excite you out of your wits….., br So when he removes your burka….., br And holds you close tonight….., br I just hope you don’t freak……, br Cause please, we beg you Nancy……, br Pelosi, Don’t Sleep With The Sheik….