Last week I tried to get out of paying for a meal. br But when it backfired, I became quite ill. br I put a dead roach in the plate right after the waiter brought the food. br It would've been better if I had put the roach in the plate when I was through. br When I realized that I ate it, I refunded my lunch. br While I was eating, I wondered what made that loud crunch. br I made a decision after I ate at that bar and grill. br I'll never again try to get out of paying for a meal.