Everyone's invited….., br It’s gonna be a blast….., br Admission’s one dollar…., br For the Vampire Benefit Dance…! ! ! br br They’ve been suffering for years…, br And we’ve got to help them along…., br These blood experts are in tears…., br Because they just don’t belong…., br br They’ve got no health insurance…, br Their union went belly up…., br Dracula stole all the cash…., br And a rabid pit bull pup…..! ! ! br br We heard he’s back in Pennsylvania…., br (I couldn't spell Transylvania) br Livin’ like a king….., br But he’ll be returnin’ soon…., br Lookin’ to do his thing….! ! ! br br So I hope you all can make it…., br And buy a 50-50 chance…., br Support these needy seedy suckers…, br With the Vampire Benefit Dance….! ! ! br br (Can someone explain why I wasted my time br on this ridiculous nursery school poem? ? ? br br ….Trade Martin,2006.