Let me start by saying this. br I am no lady. I am no miss, br But damn, I wish and wish I were br For then I could be good to Her; br br And I'd love a girl like no other girl should. br If I were a lady... indeed I would. br Her ears would hear my love not snarling br Because I'd be a lady... 'cuz I'd be a darling. br br I would never ration out my kisses br For lack of them due to other misses, br But I am no lady, but I aint no gent'. br Maybe for me a vagina was meant.