On my way home, police car pulled me over. br After they left, I puttered out of gas. br Triple-a’ came, but my card was expired! br I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time. br I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted! br They put cold things in my butt. br They sampled a bit of my d.n.a. br They left me on top of my sheets, br I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me. br This day sucked the hardest ever... br I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. br A little bit less than nothing would go my way. br I got up to toss my soiled sheets, br The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe. br It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me) , br Then I heard the voice say, br Come sail aboard s.s. nepenthe! br I suppose I’m to blame for getting pulled over. br I guess I’m the culprit for running out of gas. br Let’s assume I’m the guy who didn’t pay his ’triple-a’ fee. br In actuality, I let the zetas probe me. br Yesterday was all my fault. br I let negativity get the better of me.