Anusol, Lurpak for my arse br I spread your creamy softness br Thinly. br br You quench the thirst of my parched pucker; br Koolaid for my anus br Applied with a spatula br br The pimple tears br The jelly swills through the custard br A blob, a drip, or even an ooze br And I have left my mark on the sofa.