Sledge Hammer - Your Mama

Sledge Hammer - Your Mama

I want to sock your Momma, br Why, I do not know. br Maybe it's her buck-teeth, br Maybe it's her fro. br br Your Momma is so ugly, br They should have buried her at birth. br Or at least cut off her face, br And banished it from Earth. br br But then the Aliens would be upset, br Oh how they'd be pissed. br Aliens wouldn't talk to your Mom br If she were a Scientologist br br Your Mom isn't cute, br She's more than accutely repulsing. br Every time I loook at her, br My body starts convulsing br br Your Momma is more useless, br Than a 50-year-old computer. br She looks like someone backed over her face br On a motor scooter. br br I hate your Momma so much more br Than George Bush hates Al-Qaeda br She looks like her face got all cut up br Like potatoes by Ore-Ida. br br Your Momma is so fat br She's probably orbitted by moons. br The hair all over her face br Is much like a Baboon's. br br Your Momma gots more chins br Than she gots teeth in her mouth br One time at the beach they mistook her br For whales migrating south. br br And so I hate your Momma br Now I understand the reasons why br But I know for a fact she has one friend br Named Hostess Apple Pie.


User: PoemHunter.com

Views: 35

Uploaded: 2014-06-14

Duration: 00:50

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