The vicar had as it was writ br denounced the devil, in a fit. br The one who tempts all mice and men br picked on a preacher now and then. br br He had, in steaming summer weather br sent him a barmaid (name was Heather) . br She bore a Bardolino flagon br (the vicar had been on the wagon) . br br He did resist, at first through prayer br but when she lifted the first layer br of petticoat and under-ruffles br he did go after her sweet truffles. br br And while the orgy was in motion br the devil, full of hot devotion, br snatched quickly, with a fleeting frown br a pettycoat and vicar's gown. br br God watched with anger and disdain br and sent, to punish her, a pain br into the depth of loins afire. br She whispered, 'now you've hurt me, Sire.' br br And so you know what it all means. br When youngsters in their early teens br experiment above the knee br the 'ouch' is spelled virginity.