It was a night like any other br as we strolled under the full moon. br The trouble began when she went to give me a kiss, br her fangs protruded and she went for my neck. br I knew then I had more than I had bargained for. br I was dating the wrong girl; br I was dating the daughter of Drac. br I said lets just walk a bit further br we are nearly at my home. br We can kiss there all you want, br but no guarantees we will be alone br as my parents might be in. br She agreed reluctantly as she probably thought br she would get in an extra feed. br We walked slowly along under the full moon light. br I felt my hairs begin to itch br as they began to grow. br We reach my home and we went in. br Matilda had such a shock; br dad could not wait that night br and transformed himself early again. br He stood there all hairy br from his head to his toes. br I asked her to marry me in the doorway br covered with wolf bane. br The daughter of Drac looked at me, br as I was all hairy too br and agreed to marry me on the spot, br but she had to let daddy know. br We were married within the week and what a bash we had. br The wedding took place in her dad’s castle br over looking a sleeping village. br Whenever the drink ran low and we needed a top up br we all went down to the village for a drink or two. br As dawn broke back to our beds, we went. br We would continue the second part of the party br when the full moon again woke. br My bride and I lived happily ever after br with our family. br As they are all little monsters br just like my wife and me.