Some claim that Moses’ Cushite wife br was queen of distant Cush whom he br had married, crisis in midlife, br the sort that we so often see br when men with power feel a need br to dump their first wives, and to take–– br for sex, of course, and not to breed–– br another who without a mandrake br can make her spouse as horny as br a matriarch called Leah did br with vegetables, to add pizzazz br to her old man’s reluctant id. br br Some claim that although Moses wed br the Cushite queen he never tried br to shtup her in the marriage bed, br so she remained his virgin bride. br This seems implausible to me. br She was no Jewish princess, surely, br preferring jewels of Tiffany br to sex that is performed impurely, br and as for Moses, surely he br did not think it was shameful to br do what they say comes naturally br not just for gentiles but a Jew? br br The question that I ask above br I think will always be unsolved. br How horny men who fall in love, br behave as soon as they’ve resolved br to be the leader of their flock br is something no reporters know br for certain, though they try to shock br their readers with their blow by blow br accounts of what they think occurred.