A very cocky and obnoxious guy came into my office yesterday about five thirty br He sat down in front of my desk and put his feet up on my couch br He fired up a cigarette even though I'd asked him to refrain br He laughed about the smell of it as the smoke stuck in my nostrils br He farted as he laughed harder and then I had that odor with which to contend br I walked into my lavatory grabbed my weapon of choice br And attacked the stench with my aerosol freshener br Half an hour later the ozone above my office was depleted br The sun beat down through the skylight without mercy br Glaziers of sweat poured from this man's brow br As I informed him we could not do business br The price of pork bellies had just fallen to an all time lowbr br Ted Sheridanbr br