I wish that I had the money, br SO, let's pretend I do - - - br br I would go back to a place, br in a little city south of Scranton, br there is a bar down there, br kind of tucked into a corner, br ... I sort of found a home there! br br Every other song was a little ditty, br - 'bout Jack and Diane, br There were some big ole' burly guys, br playin' pool on the strangest table, br that I have ever seen! br br Every one I've ever known, br was twice as long as it was wide, br ... but, not that one! br maybe, two - point - two - five - long ? br ... and custom made by a craftsman, br way back when, that didn't know, br or maybe didn't care! br br I did not realize at first, br so, I put my quarters up, br they tried to stare me down, br it did not work! ... br well, my turn came and br I lost with dignity, br and I also made some friends! br br The other tune that wasn't, br about Jack and Diane, br was about a Fine, Fine day! , br and then I put another set of quarters up! br br I moseyed to the bar and got a beer, br I ordered up a burger from the beauty, br and started talking to a local guy named Ethan, br ...