I wanted something different, br so I named my puppy, Sex. br To renew my doggie’s license. br I went down to Corperation office br “I’d like a license for Sex”, I said. br He said, “Wouldn’t we all? ” br br “You must not have understood, br I need it for my mutt.” br “I really don’t care how she looks, br if she’s ugly, fine or what.” br br “But Sir, I must tell you, br I’ve had Sex since I was four ” br and he showed me out the door. br br Newly married, we brought our br pet along for the honeymoon. br I told the hotel manager, br “A place for us and for Sex, br a special room.” br br Every room has a place for sex. br Every room has a bed. br “But Sex keeps me up at night.” br “It keeps me up, too”, he said. br At our divorce the court gave br all my possessions to the wife br br I protested, “Please, Your Honour, br I had Sex before my married life ” br br The judge then said that he did, too. br “It’s not a real big crime.” br “But Sir, before we tied the knot, br I had Sex all the time” br The judge said that I could still have sex, br so I took my hound and ran. br br My wife then said that she’d miss Sex, br so I stayed a married man. br Last night Sex ran off again br as we walked around the block. br A cop pulled up and asked me br if I knew it was three o’clock. br br I told him that I was looking for Sex br and he took me straight to jail. br Now I’m waiting for my trial to br come and can’t get out on bail. br … if I ever get another dog, br I think I’ll name him... “tomy” or “hitler” br Anything but “Sex”.