I was eating in a diner br Yesterday at noon br Having a bowl of soup br And as I raised my spoon br br Noticed something in the dish br That appeared to be swimmin’ br Thought at first it was br A lot of tiny naked wimmin’ br br But I was wrong br It was a big black fly br Doin’ the fly-paddle br I don’t know why. br br Called the waiter over br So him I could tell br About this problem br And maybe give him some hell. br br He took one look br And said, “Now ain’t that neat.