~For Danniel, Happy Baby! ! ! br br A mother to be, your baby inside br through backaches and leg cramps you take it in stride br br A love like no other grows with each passing day, br A gift from above, no matter what other's may say br br Your feet are now cankles and you've stretched your butt crack br And the temper and tears have you on the attack br br Your bladder's been crushed and bounced on and kicked br When you think you really have to pee, you find you've been tricked br br There are feet in your ribs and she's head-butting your crotch br You get light headed and dizzy, so your blood sugar is watched br br You can't sleep at night and you're tired all day br - all of this fun came from a quick roll in the hay! br br But even as difficult and uncomfortable as it's been br You'd never take it back- you'd do it all again br br So cherish these moments while she's still in your belly br because after she's out and all cleaned from cottage cheese and strawberry jelly br br She'll be loved and adored unlike any other br And you'll have to share those precious moments with the rest of us- you mother!br br Melissa Casteenbr br