To my next door neighbor's ex-wife's new boyfriend. br You may not be aware of this... br But I know you are the reason for the split, br In my neighbor's marriage. br I have seen you many times... br While minding my own business, br Sneak in the backdoor. br I suspected my neighbor of being a homosexual. br But I had no clue you were too. br Since I know for a fact, br You have a girlfriend that lives two blocks, br From the corner grocery store. br I am not one to be in other people's business. br However... br I did purchase a new set of binoculars. br And your face is even clear on cloudy nights! br br I know this is your car where you will find this note. br I know this... br Because I started to get one like it. br Now I am glad I didn't. br br Signed, br Anonymous br br PS He cheats on you with a minister I wont name. br AND...for your own information, br I am not a nosey person. br Just available when God wants to teach.br br Lawrence S.